Overfed Yet Malnourished

Feel-osophy

2011-02-24T00:01:00.002+08:00

Sometimes people just need people/puppies

You know [vol.2]/general observation.....

2011-01-12T01:29:00.003+08:00

You know it's some ones holidays....

When the highlight of their evening is going number two with a story book....

And then telling you about it....

Happy stooling.... To one and all.....

Verses/Choruses

2011-01-03T21:28:00.002+08:00

I seems as though i have been living life between exams.

Airports... =.="

2010-11-27T06:53:00.003+08:00

So what do you do after sleeping at 1am,

Waking up at 5am,

Driving to the airport and coming back to the house at 6am?

You go online and blog about it.

Music library

2010-11-15T23:42:00.003+08:00

Sometimes, no matter how carefully you plan your playlist,

There is no right track for what awaits you.

facebook

2010-11-08T20:26:00.003+08:00

Boy stares at girl intently.

Girl gives *dropdeadyoucreep* look back.

Boy continues staring, scanning from the head to toe.

Girl gets weirded out and asks "What you looking at?".

Boy, "Hmmm. I'd press your like button but I can't seem to find it."

Work

2010-10-08T17:52:00.003+08:00

So....

For the past 3 weeks and 3 days i have been doing the unthinkable...

I....

Have....

Been...

working.

Yeapss. (do read on for summative of job description and more humour)

On the first day.....
I stapled stuff. And for rm5.50 an hour, i thought that it was good.

But, on the 4th day(of stapling stuff),
My weary right hand and left were complaining from the abuse.
Lo and behold, my job agent came to my office and said,
"You go to Citibank. You transferred oledi." (not exactly how she talks but, eet eez funny no?)

And so, on the 5th day,
Andrew set out to make name for himself in new line of work.
(which still did involve a bit of stapling)
Andrew did many things besides stapling and thought,
"This is cool".

However, Andrew went in for university interview on wednesday.
Then 2 hours after interview,
He got accepted. Person on phone said,
"So.... You got in. You start on monday. Cya!!"
That was how Andrew's work adventure came to sudden halt.

And now....

The Andrew University Saga begins!!!!
(abbreviated to T.A.U.Sa.)

Thanks for reading.
Reward below.

Reappearance of Stupid, the Dog!!!!
(emergency food supply)

Time

2010-09-30T00:52:00.003+08:00

Warning! Deep, thought invoking blogpost.

Humans have always needed more time.

Wanted it, needed it and also wasted lots of it.

We waste the limited time we have.

We pursue (or at least try to pursue) time machines.

We dream of claiming lost time like a refund handed out over the counter.

We (the human race) have already discovered how to.

How to slow everything down.

How to count every breath.

How to feel every step under the sole.

How to slow ourselves down, so we can experience life and not just watch.

Get more out of life. Drink coffee.
(Or... Drink coffee. Slow everything down.)

Yeah, i was just kidding about the deeeeeeep and thought provoking part.
It's just another post on coffee. Haha.
*slurp* "aaahhhhh....."

Windows loading....

2010-09-03T15:47:00.003+08:00

Windows loading....

Taskbar>Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty

I should just put Starcraft 2 under my startup folder.

Save a second or two everyday.

Yesterday

2010-08-27T00:20:00.003+08:00

Yesterday i did not fall asleep at the computer.

I fell asleep in bed.

Today

2010-08-25T02:06:00.002+08:00

Today i fell asleep at the computeryhtgtgtytgthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Inspiration

2010-08-02T01:35:00.002+08:00

"Like anything worth writing,
it came to me inexplicably and without method"

New motto

2010-06-14T19:29:00.000+08:00

Buy a jacket,

Learn kungfu,

Kick some butt!!

Ahem… Testing 123

2010-06-08T23:47:00.001+08:00

Basically this post is just to test out some software thingy.

Anyway just for the sake of not just posting a sentence.

My favourite chinese festival other than CNY has got to be the one with the mooncake.

Or the one with the pyramid shaped dumplings.

Or the one where every chinese comes over to my house and gives me a slap in the face.

Wait the last one must have been some sort of dream.

Well anyway back on track.

I am currently savouring the lovely delicacy which is shaped in homage to the Egyptian tombs of Pharoahs.

Just with a triangle as a base.

Summation of the past 6 months (well... sort of...)

2010-06-03T23:57:00.002+08:00

Hmmm.

Thinking back....

The most interesting thing that happened to me.....

More like, the highlight of my life for the past 6 months....

No no no no..

Doesn't sound right..

The most shocking thing which happened to me,

which surprised me,

left me with my heart racing,

hands shaking,

mouth dry,

and all thought left in my mind was "WHAT THE!?!?!?"

was actually a showdown between me and your regular household lizard.

It must have just been 7.5 or 9.2 seconds that i stared into it's black unblinking eyes.

It stared right back at me.

I flinched...

It jumped...

I nearly screamed...

It ran...

I stood there dumbfounded.

Picturing it in slow motion, i swear...

It must have smiled at me as it somersaulted past my face.

That song by what's her name??

2010-06-02T22:15:00.003+08:00

Oh yeah...

That song!!

Baby by Justin Beiber.

Yeah... =.="

I know what he's singing about.
He must have been singing about his new car!

Ohh, baby baby baby
Ohh, baby baby baby.

Wait...
Maybe not...

I think it's just me again.

Mmmm... It's all about the booty....

Only 18km old. Isn't it adorable???

You know.....

2010-05-31T16:57:00.002+08:00

You know the exam went well when....

The Imperial March (Darth Vader theme song)
is playing in your head as you walk out the exam hall....

Ohhh....
Yeah.....

LOL

2010-05-26T16:40:00.002+08:00

I really liked that.

Hehe.

Go to theoatmeal.com for more stuff.

The guy is a genius. Seriously hilarious.

PS:
No....
This is not spam.....

Should I lick it too?

2010-05-25T23:02:00.003+08:00

Do you remember?

What an examination paper smells like?

I can't put a finger on the smell. (or my nose to it)

Hmmm...

I guess that's another thing to do after i finish my paper early tomorrow. (cocky much?? ehhe)

Maybe it will smell like.........

Preoccupation

2010-05-16T13:21:00.002+08:00

No...

It's not the thing that comes before an occupation.

Just means I'm occupied with something.

More like...

I'm really into something.

A song (if you're into being specific).

Crazy catchy.

Andrew's point of view:

Songs are like....
T shirts...
Sometimes you just don't care what t shirt you're wearing.
But when you find the right one.
You'll just wear it over and over again.
Until it's worn out.
~~Then you try to sell it on ebay or use it as your mop.~~
Waitaminute
What are we talking about again???

If i could,

2010-05-08T20:54:00.006+08:00

I would really love to backpack across Europe for a few weeks with nothing but a credit card and a camera.

I would really love to make a perfect mixtape

I would really love to go on long road trip with said perfect mixtape

I would really love to wake up and find out it's at night and that i can go back to sleep

I would really love to get free shots of expresso in my coffee (wait, this one already happened :P)

I would really love to be an a A-levels rockstar

I would really love to get back to studying.

Days left to exams: Too few
Days left to END of exams: Too many

sniff sniff T.T

2010-04-21T20:33:00.005+08:00

I mean what kind of people do not want the

softest, most hugable, most adorable and loyal....

intelligent, awesome, talking ....

Golden Retriever!

I've just met you, but i loooove you!

Wait...

They're my parents.... =.="

PS: Alright.... So the talking part is a wee bit far fetched.

Earth Hour???

2010-03-27T22:11:00.004+08:00

So how did you spend the 60 minutes of darkness?

Me?? Why i'm so glad you asked.

This year i did what i did last year.

That is to throw money at my favourite coffee franchise.

There were a few subtle differences this year.

Different outlet.

Candles.

Free (tiny) cup of coffee.

Awkward.....

2010-03-14T16:31:00.006+08:00

So......

Long time no see ehh??

I'm surprised you still came back to read my blog.

You bored or something??

Yeah. Stop nodding.

Alright i will give you a few basic updates.

Which should cover me up to june or july.

1. Didn't get into uni due to "unacceptable" result
(gotta love how secretaries try to soften the blow)

2. Repeating exams while not going to college.
(with help of tuition laa. Malaysian culture)

3. You know... i was listening to the radio the other day. And somehow this radio station managed to get the SPM top scorer into the studio for their show. So imagine this.

Radio DJ "So you're the smartest person who sat for SPM. Say something smart"

Girl "1 + 1 = 2"

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Your kindergarten teacher would be so proud.
(btw, i think her 15 subject teachers simultaneously died a little inside).

Listen dear, you should have said something like.
"According Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, gravitation/gravity is caused by the curvature of spacetime due to matter"

Maybe she was nervous. LOL

4. Have i mentioned i was easily distracted??

5. What was i saying again??
Ohhh!! Updates!!

6. Hmmmmm. You're still reading. The means i'm interesting!! Haha!!

7. I will be doing either of the following activities for the next few months will june.

Studying
Sleeping
Sipping coffee
Sulking
Swimming

8. After June

Sleeping
Sulking
Sipping coffee
Swiming
Scaling Mount Kinabalu
Slouching infront of the comp/tv/beach/cinema screen

9. Please note, blogging does not start with an "S" and therefore no guarantees will be made regarding future posts which may or may not happen depending on whether i can remember the password to log into my blog. Now what was it again??

9. | "Diplomat's Son" | 6:01

2010-01-24T16:04:00.005+08:00

I realized i have never blogged about music so far.

Most likely because i think musical taste is quite personal.

One person may like a particular song while the other dude's ears start bleeding or something.

Aaaaanywaaaay

I should start a section just to put my current favourite music or something

But then again, who really would be interested?

Hehe

PS: "PS" stands for postscript

Lazy la....

2010-01-08T20:31:00.000+08:00

I'm so lazy these days i can't even complete a

Just A Thing???

2010-01-03T21:53:00.006+08:00

I think...

I have a thing.....

For Starbucks....

Girls....

Cute Starbucks girls....

In their aprons

With their hair tied up

Always smiling

Always pleasant
(could be just because i'm a customer....)

PS: I think i'm really spending too much time at "Your nearest Starbucks branch!"

Bluuuueeeeekk !!!

2009-12-12T13:01:00.002+08:00

Blogging is like....

Throwing up....

It makes you feel better....

But you cant do it at will or at anytime you want...

You have to wait for it to come naturally....

Wait ah....

2009-12-07T09:14:00.003+08:00

Waiting to get into university

Waiting for A-levels results

Waiting for Sherlock Holmes (the movie) to come out

Waiting for Liverpool to get into form (however unlikely it may be)

Waiting.....

What we all do.
Really. All of us have little waiters/waitresses in us.
I suppose to "bake the cake properly" i should say.
Stop waiting and get going.
Ehhehehe.
So cheesy. Mmmmm.

So... How much??

2009-12-05T01:46:00.003+08:00

How much sleep is too much?

- You start eating in bed
- You start wondering whether it's possible to take a bath in bed
- Your clothes start to match your bedsheets
- The first thing you do when you get home is jump into bed
- You start writing love songs dedicated to your bed and pillow
- You need a coffee just to have energy to have lunch

Holidays...
We always can't wait for it but in the end...
We are unconscious through most of it...
Me???
I'm loving it....
Ehhe.. Hehe...
Zzzzz...

6 days ++

2009-11-24T08:40:00.003+08:00

Will be gone on holiday, so i'm making a little something.

A song a day while i'm gone.
One song only....

1st day - Tuesday

2nd day - Wednesday

3rd day - Thursday

4th day(sry. enbedding was disabled) - Friday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zLAe_L1hvQ
5th day (just watch the whole thing, song is a little later) - Saturday

6th day - Sunday

Bonus track (kinda soon, but nvm)

okaaay, that was just something i put together, hope you like it.
and if you don't. stop reading my blog.
haha! just joking... chill.... chill man.....
biiieeeeeeee !!!
=)

In Love....

2009-11-23T18:50:00.003+08:00

You know when you're in love when all she's all you can smell

You know you're in love when you think about her at home

You know you're in love when you go out and hope to meet her

You know you're in love when all you want when you wake up in the morning is her

You know you're in love when close your eyes and a picture of her comes to mind

You know when you're in love when she goes through your whole system, which makes your hands tremble, makes you visit the toilet frequently, and dries your mouth in a second.

You know....

I'm talking about coffee....

yes....
i do think coffee is from the fairer sex of drinks.
delicate, full of surprises and addictive. =3

The nice things...

2009-11-21T10:43:00.002+08:00

The nice thing about holidays is

When you wake up,
you weigh your hunger against the urge to fall back to sleep
(but wake up with nothing to do but blog)

The only thing your parents are genuinely concrened about
Is what you eat

Walking around in a blanket.... =3

What its like....

2009-11-20T23:57:00.003+08:00

Holding a fart for 5 months
And letting one rip that lasts for a full minute.

Having a twitch in you nose that comes and goes for weeks,
Then finally sneezing.

Having a blister and patiently waiting for it to dry up
And finally peeling the dead skin in one whole piece.

Having bowls of hot curry mee
And finally have a nice cool refreshing coke

Having a good nights sleep
And being woken up by the teasing of sunlight on your eyelids.

Being chained in a 5m radius circle
And finally being let loose in wide open swiss mountains.

Like having a haircut,
as you watch the sunset on a clear blue lagoon.

Like running around on an empty beach
And finally shouting

"THE EXAMS ARE REALLY !@#$%@ OVER!!!!"

Always/Never

2009-10-25T00:02:00.001+08:00

Always a year older

Never a year wiser

Always passes

Never always appreciated

Always uneventful

Never regrettable

Birthdays...

Ok lah...

2009-10-07T20:40:00.007+08:00

Never knew how fast a year could pass
Till this year.
Made new friends
Attended 2 semesters
Made more friends
Goofed off
Fooled around
Pissed off lecturers
Pissed off students

There are 2 ways to leave college
Both ways can be described as similar to farting
We can go discreetly and quietly with minimal noise
But people will still smell the stink
Or we can go out in a loud and rude way
And everyone can laugh about it a few years from now

Its been a blast attending college with everyone
Take care (and kick some exam butt!!)

The Day Which Was Today

2009-10-05T20:15:00.002+08:00

Song of The Day:

Thought of The Day:
If you think you're going insane...
That's actually good...
At least you know something is going wrong.

PS: Yeah yeah...
Haven't blogged in a while....
(i did explain in my previous post lah... =.=")

Study Break (from blogging lah)

2009-09-06T18:17:00.003+08:00

so i'm gonna face the herculean task of completing my revision just in time for my AS & A2 exams at the end of the year.

things i will be leaving behind.
1. Blog
2. Movie theater trips
3. Long afternoon naps
4. Social activities (other than college.... and lunch... and facebook.... i think....)

just shoot me now....
well its for the best i suppose.
if you're ever bored and you're reading this i recommend

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Thing-Thing-Arena-3.html

its a really cool game (took a while to load though...)

so... until the war is over and the dust has settled and the celebrations are over and i recover from the celebrations and i remember about this blog....

My Merdeka (which wasn't to bad actually)

2009-08-31T18:23:00.004+08:00

1. Woke up late (around 11 i think. hehe... i'm a pig. yeah i know. )
2. Subway for breafastlunch (you cant get more patriotic than this)
3. Starbucks (mmmm... java chip...)
4. Chemistry (yeah. you read correct.)
5. Swimming (hence the short-ish post)

Happy 52nd Malaysia!
whaaaat?!?! i am sort of patriotic okaaay!!)

Girlfriend

2009-08-27T22:52:00.003+08:00

Treat your studies.....
As if it were your soulmate

Give it attention
Give it love

Think about it all the time
Spend time with it

Miss it when you're eating
Miss it when you're away

Think about it while driving
Think about it on a rainy day

When you sigh......
Whisper.....
"Chemiiiisssstrry"
Softly... tenderly... gently...

Haha

The only difference is that with studies
You have all the work
And none of the love
Cool....

Fall in love with studying today.

Numb

2009-08-25T23:13:00.002+08:00

My current condition.
Havent been feeling happy, sad, angry, depressed excited or anything much for the past couple of days.
Hmmm....

Diagnosis:
1. Lack of coffee (cant be lah...)
2. Drugs (not since that panadol 2 months ago)
3. My study brain beating up my regular abnormal brain and putting it into a coma (must be it...)

Secrets to SucceSS in Studies

2009-08-19T19:40:00.002+08:00

errr...
good plan....
difficult execution....

Get good:
1. Sleep
2. Study
3. Supper

Avoid:
1. Starvation
2. Stupidity (its contagious!!!)
3. sComputers (yes!! it begins with s!!)

Study Time!!

The small things in life

2009-08-17T23:55:00.002+08:00

1. i cut my pinky today (it... hurts... so... bad... esp.... when i accidentally hit the letter A on the keyboard....)
2. clipped fingernails (maybe i should do toenails later)
3. had a nap (yeah....)
4. decided to stop having naps =(
5. studied polymers and reaction kinetics for chem just now

Getting my studying on is hard.......

Of overweight rabbits

2009-08-16T20:48:00.002+08:00

So....
Holidays are overrrr
Not that i did anything much
But overall it was quite alright despite the crappy exam results

What did i do anyway??
1. Sleep
2. Nap
3. Organize mini bbq for "Mini"
4. Study (surprisingly yeah.) O.O'
5. Got a little fresh air.
6. Haircut an hour ago.

So anyway...
My holidays consisted of many unconscious/semi-conscious hours
And i will miss it as i get dragged by the ankles back to college tomorrow T.T

Bodily Conversations S01E02 - Runner

2009-08-12T23:25:00.002+08:00

Nose: Hmmmm.... Feel like running today.......

Brain: No don't!!

Nose: *Takes off without listening*

Brain: Aiyo...... Headache lah that nose......

The End

Short, simple, stupid. (kinda like alot of people i know)

And yeah I am sick.......
*sniff* *rub rub* *sniff*

Formula for success

2009-08-11T22:46:00.003+08:00

As study time increases, everything else decreases.

First things first.
My brain is as usefull as a potato currently.
A overly extended study session is all it will take to scare my brain back into hibernation.

So...
I shall start with small doses.
Eventually increasing it to lethal doses of studying.
Lethal = your brain may actually start to herniate out your ears
Now thats the kind of studying i should be doing.

I shall also start to condition my mentality into a proper full-time studi-er(student lah)
So if anyone asks,
Which movie do you wanna watch?
The appropriate response is,
Go die lah!
(not that i don't actually want to)

I have also realised my intelligence level is somewhere between stupid and retarded
(Hooray!!)

Meet Stupid, the talking (mumbling) puppy.
(What my blog would look like if someone drew him/her/it)

I knew it...

2009-08-10T11:36:00.001+08:00

The weather matches the results....

A crying shame. =(
Dammit....

Today....

2009-08-09T18:47:00.002+08:00

Aih...
No mood to blog lah....
Oh wait... I just did...
Haha

I wanna die... T.T

Life in a bed (or on a chair)

2009-08-08T21:29:00.002+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen.....

Life in a position of constant recline is just.....
Awesome....

You feel lazier...
You feel more stupidierer...
And most of all...
You sleep alot...

That would be my dream holiday....
Except minus the bed, four walls, laptop, and air conditioning...
And....
Add in white sandy beaches, deck chairs, the ocean, sunglasses and constant supply of cold beverage....

Unfortunately my dream will not be coming true anytime soon...
Instead nightmare is paying a visit.
Exam results within the week.
Makes me wanna throw up my intestines...

Things to do over the week break:

1. Study <---- or at least try to
2. Taste-tify myself (mmmm... ice cream....)
3. Exercise (watching tv??)
4. Organize supersecretfullyawesomefunfilledweekend (if you know what it is... then you know)

Ketchup on the side (not so important stuff but adds flavor):
Parents getting quite clingy lately... Hmnnn...

Great ideas, excellent execution, facing the consequences

2009-08-07T22:02:00.002+08:00

Great idea:

1. Going for basketball for around 2 hours during lunch break.
2. Making it back in time for classes
3. Going for 2 hours of football

Execution?
Perfecto

Consequence?
Legs made of jelly
I will be a human gummy bear in pain for the x=next couple of days

Worth it?
Yes, worth every painful step over the next few days

It's ok if you don't score any goals Torres.
I didn't...
T.T

Something to think about over a drink (with a straw)

2009-08-06T20:22:00.007+08:00

Next time you are having a drink with a straw....

Blow into the drink...

You will notice bubbles coming out and a very pleasent noise...

"Brup brup brup"

You wonder why is this so facinating.

You remember as a child laughing ove blowing bubbles into a drink.

You remember parents telling you not to do so.

I have come up with a theory which explains it all.

A theory which explains why it is

1. disgusting (besides the saliva getting into the drink)
2. socially frown upon
3. never done by adults
4. banned by adults

The theory is that...

The sound made by blowing bubbles in a drink...
Is the same sound you would get when farting underwater...
Yes...
Farting underwater...

Cracks me up everytime.... =)

A thought:
Unicorns may actually be the gay rhinoes (sound of childhood fantasies being ruined)

Overkill

2009-08-05T20:30:00.007+08:00

I think i have overdone it with the blogging.

My "first" time blogging and today is like what?
The 13th straight day blogging?

Anyway....
What i'm saying is....
I need to freshen things up a little.
I think.
Or maybe its too fresh.
Need to keep it in the fridge a little.
Let it get stale.
Let some bacteria grow.
And reproduce.
And have a partay!
Let it start to smell.
Then take it out.
Take a whiff.
Then go..

"Whoo!! That's some baaaaaad s**t right there!!" <--- said in stereotypical african american

French fries on the side: <--- what people eat but never really pay attention to.

I need to do something exciting instead of the usual movie-meal-and-coffee kinda dealleyo.
Oh yeah... Football this friday....
Haha... Looking forward to it...
And i will blog about what in jury i will suffer then.
Unless i broke my fingers or arm.

Peace out.
(hmmm... maybe i'll go shave later....) =.="

Superbad

2009-08-04T20:16:00.003+08:00

my current state.

why do i say so?
altogether i can compile...
errr..
one two four eight....
two!! reasons why i'm in a "superbad" state

1. any neck movement results in me being able to feel my brain shifting
(cooool......)

2. i have a mini bio test tomoro
(actually i'm not too worried.... thanks to someone saying....
"a 'B' for bio is ok, just get A's for the rest".... thanks dad.... all i needed to hear....)

3. i'm very much more blur right now....
(hence the 3rd reason... but me knowing that there is a 3rd reason even though i said there were two is not a good enough excuse to lift my arms off the keyboard to reach for the mouse which seems lie a million centimeters away.......)

hmmmm.......
maybe i should take a bath....

scrub de dub dub
scrub the butt butt o.o'

Diabolical plan to get official mascot for blog (Mission Impossible #1)

2009-08-03T20:57:00.006+08:00

Press play for soundtrack to blog post!!

Mission briefing: (Muahahahahahaha!!!!)

1. Wait for david to come home.
(Muahahahahahaha!!!!)

2. Have dinner
(Muahahahahahaha!!!! Mmmm.... dinner.....)

3. Have supper (instant nooodles and eggs)
(Muahahahahahaha!!!! Mmmm.... nooooooooodles....)

4. Have some fresh air
(Muahahahahahaha!!!! =3 )

5. Wait for him to sleep
(like watching grass grow)

6. Pretend to sleep
("pretend")

7. Get out of bed
(biggest obstacle to mascot pictures)

8. Get camera
(shall be stored in a secure location)

9. Take picture of David sleeping
(yeah... keep on snoring like a good little... errr.... sleepy person.... yeah....)

10. Upload to computer

11. Make it as official blog mascot picture

The thing about great plans are...

They are UNSTOPPABLE!!
(Muahahahahahaha!!)

You reading this David?

There is no option for failure.

Probability of success 99.99% (unless i fall asleep....)
Ermmmm....
Who am i kidding?
What are the chances of me falling asleep before David? (about 100%... i think...)

Hmmmm.... Ok....
Back to the drawing board.... =.="

Next mission:
To formulate a misssion which has a better chance of success on paper(at least)

More about me

2009-08-02T21:59:00.003+08:00

So today i feel like blogging about....
ME!!

Haha.
thats so lame but what the heck

"Blogging should be done for only selfish purposes"
ref.: blog post no. 1 "birth"
ehhehe

so moving on.

Mr. Andrew Lim is a......

1. slightly unhealthy minded 17(going on 18) year old male

2. person who likes girls! (duh....)

Andrew like them big
Andrew like them small
Andrew like them all

3. person with a crazy online and crazier real life personality

(hmm... not too sure about this need to get confirmation....)

4. creepy person.

(yeah... creepy good... creepy nice...)
eg.: refer to no. 2

5. person who is either honest or really quiet(shhhh...)

6. born and bred boy from a boy's school

(this explains some of my behavioral tendencies)

7. Liverpool fan!

(they're so gonna win the EPL this year)

8. easily distracted individual

ooo... look.... chocolate... mmm....
chocolate nice....
chocolate icecream nice too....
if only they sold chocolate bars by the kilo
hmmm...
someone should make a chocolate buffet...
dark chocolate
white chocolate
milk chocolate
chocolate chocolate
everything is better with chocolate on it
eg. icecream, peanuts, cuppucino, salads, fingers, spoons, plates, floors........
mmmmmmmm........
i like chocolate.......

where was i?? hmmm....
oh yeah... easily distracted... haha

9. negligent person sometimes
(so you have to forgie me if i left anything out)

thats it for now...

Thought of the day:

A house of candy is built marshmallow by marshmallow

Another Rainy Day

2009-08-01T22:12:00.002+08:00

How to stay in bed for the entire day:

1. Get out of bed only for lunch
2. Drink less water.
3. Have nice dark chocolate next to your bed.
4. Laptop.
5. Wireless router.
6. Wrap up in multiple blankets.
7. Doze off whenever

8. and finally..... just relax.....

ahhhh.........

Current status realised! Affirmative!

2009-07-31T17:18:00.004+08:00

"Hormones membara"

2 words used to describe me earlier in the week

today...

i realise it's true....

somebody stop me! hahaha!

Freedom

2009-07-30T21:34:00.003+08:00

A condition plaguing me.

So free, i'm blogging about being so free, that i'm blogging about being free.

Hmmm... That was confusing......

Phrase-my-day:
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!! <--- met some old classmates when going for a snack

peace out!!
and errr HML, if you dun like the pic tell me and i maybe take it down. haha. maybe....

Spontaneousity <---- is that a word?is it spelled correct? (hmmm.... a little OCD kicking in??)

2009-07-29T21:57:00.005+08:00

Some good things in life are totally spontaneous.

Eg. going to the beach after watching a movie and seeing dark clouds along the way and suggest to go back but there wasn't a place to make a u-turn so just continue along the way and "SPONTANEOUSLY" the clouds cleared up and it "SPONTANEOUSLY" became friggin hot and started sweating all over and everyone just cam-whored and splashed water and kept on saying how hawwwwt it was and someone making racist comments which everyone joined in on and we became some racist-beach-goers who were inappropriaately dressed for the beach because of the "SPONTANEOUSITY" of the trip and all and finally going back because it was too hawwwwt and "on aircon higher" was said repeatedly until we went back to our second home of "Gurney Plaza"

(this activity was so spontaneous i haven't told my parents (who recently tried to add me on facebook) so they believe i was at my second home[which is true] and i really hope they don't find this blog as this is one of the last pieces of privacy i have left and if they do myyyy lifeee is ooooover!) <---- haha that was too much and extreme. maybe i keep too much stuff away from mumsy and dadsy anyway. ahahaha : P

Some not so good things are also spontaneous.
Eg. this word filled and uncomfortable blog post

WORD-OF-THE-POST:
not the word "spontaneous"

edit: just told them. reaction? "mmmm.... ok...."

Body Parts Conversation: S01E01 - Pilot

2009-07-28T20:15:00.004+08:00

Brain to Hand: hey..... dude......

Hand: what!?!?!?!?!

Brain: hey chill man.......

Hand: what what what?!?!?!?

Brain: welll.... ermmm.... thing is riiiiight....
i need you to do something......

Hand: what the #$%@ do you want?

Brain: do you mind to...... ermm.....
to like only do stuff i tell you to do for a change?
cuz.... what you've been doing these past couple of days, is quite unacceptable .
starting a blog?!?!
i gave no such order.....
so..... erm.... yeah....
and its not very good anyway....
i had the Eyes check it out.

Hand: what?!?!?! i've just been doing what you told me to!!!
what sort of bullcrap are talking about?!

Brain: yeeeeeeaaaah..... thing is riiiight..... i kinda just got back from a holiday......
so..... ermm..... i don't really know what's been going on.....
but i'm not liking it one bit.....

Hand: HUH? what holiday? is this a joke? am i being punk'ed?
what is this? omg....
then, who's been telling me to write all that s*** on the blog?
didn't you tell me to type it?
i wasn't doing anything you didn't tell me to do!!

Brain: yeah.... anyway.... its alright now.....
ermm....
next time......
just try to do whats best for the whole body.....
not just yourself? ok?

Hand: =.=" what the heeeeeeeeeeell?!?!

Buttcheeks: hehehehehehehe..... sucker......

An unrecognized disease which has been in existance from the beginning of humanity

2009-07-27T18:02:00.000+08:00

Love.
Makes you sick.
And everyone around you as well.

Love:
1. Makes your stomach do skip rope jumps.
2. Gives you a headache
3. Gives people around you a headache
4. Kicks your appetite away like a football

That being said.....
Ever heard of love fever?
Love sick?
Love flu?
Love cardiac myocardial infarction? <---- this one probably not.

Hmmm...
So how do we diagnose this disease?
A few symptoms:
1. Uncontrolled and unconscious singing
2. Sudden liking for "that [insert preferred swear word here] love song on that [] station"
3. Infected person downloads "that" song and puts it on repeat for the whole day
4. "Twitchyness"
5. Uninduced sighing.
6. Frequent slapping of foreheads in people around "the infected"
7. Loss of weight due to loss of will to eat.

Steps for cure:
1. Patient should rub both hands together for extended period of time.
2. The words "huuuuu" and "haaaaa" should be freely said repeatedly.
3. Place right hand on groin.
4. Then shout "WHOOOOO!!!!!!"

Haha. Seriously there's no cure. But heres a piece of advice.

If you can't get on the ride, enjoy it passing by.

On another note.....

BUFFET TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- sudden last minute decision. going in 4 minutes. no loss of appetite here. ;) hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

53 hours

2009-07-26T22:19:00.000+08:00

My blog is 53 hours old.
And i'm bored with blogging already.
Looks like my blog is prime for a premature and unexpected death.
Muahahahahahaha.

Warning! Extreme detail which is boring, reading it is a waste of time and brain power which is better spent watchin tv or licking your own nose

2009-07-25T22:40:00.000+08:00

so......
today......
i woke up........
and went back to sleep.......
and woke up again......
and thought about going back to sleep again......
but i was suppose to do something........
something that would get me something.........
something you can put in a wallet.....
hmmmmm......
i'm hungry.......
oh yeah!
MBS Prize Giving Ceremony 2009!

thanks to my wonderful quick thinking and fantastic memory i'm a couple of bucks richer!
man.....
this brain of mine with and IQ of 45 is just awesome!
it-such-good-thing to have brilliant in the brrrain!

anyway.......
like any ex-student.....
the first thing i did in school......
was to say hello......
to the brand spanking new toilet!
my goodness!!
you can hardly smell any 1 month old s*** in there.
yup.....
you can tell a lot of the school's progress by looking at the toilet....
the new tiled walls(which makes it easier to clean the erotic art off the walls)
stainless steel urinal(which is easier to disinfect)
push-to-on tap(so you wouldn't get your hands dirty after just washing it)

sry i could get any pics in the toilet....
what?!?!?!
there were people there!!

so what i'm getting at is........
david.....
if you're reading this........
i really do enjoy s-bombing your WC now there's no one too stop me!
muahahahahaha!!!

loo loo skip to the loo........
loo loo skip to the loo........
loo loo skip to the loo........
skip to the loo my darling.......

Birth

2009-07-24T17:26:00.000+08:00

Birth for the most part is a painful/joyous and interesting affair.
For the baby it is just plain confusing.
You get pulled out.
See a bright light.
Then get slapped on the ass.

So...
Dear newborn blog...
Grab your sunglasses and get ready to be spanked!!

PS: My view on blogging is that
it should never be done consistently and
it should be done for only selfish purposes.
Haha.
Have fun .
And never take me seriously.
Unless i say i want to be taken seriously.
But the things i take seriously cant really be taken seriously most of the time by most people.
So.....
Yeah.....